an eye for an eye, and an f for fight!: Archive

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insaneandluvingit: I used to have a life outside of tumblr but then I forgot the password.

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“What do you mean “payment”? You told me you were freelancing?”

– (via clientsfromhell)

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clientsfromhell: Of all the many ideas I was given from this particular priest for the church website, this was by far the finest: “Could we make it so the site just kind of dies for three days, and then is miraculously resurrected on the Easter Sunday. That would be bonkers, right?”

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Ultra-strange encounter with a client at the...

clientsfromhell: Client: “Aren’t you supposed to be designing my brochure?” Me: “It’s Sunday morning. I’m just buying milk because I ran out.” Client: “Oh, you did? Well, what should we do then if we run out of time for the project, huh? Just leave the last two pages blank and write ‘sorry, ran out of milk’ on them?” Me: “I don’t know why you’re getting so upset over this.” Client: “I don’t...

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clientsfromhell: Client: “My friend says that he has a website that runs regardless of whether or not the internet is working.” Me: “No he doesn’t.” Client: “Are you calling my friend Kenneth a liar?” Me: “No, just that maybe Kenneth has been… misguided.” Client: “Maybe. He DID send a lot of money to that Nigerian prince a while ago.”

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clientsfromhell: Client: “Can you make it so when people land on our website, it’s, like, all black with stars coming out of the screen all whoosh whoosh (does the action) like in that screensaver?” Me: “…” Client: “With the music from Star Wars.” Me: “…” Client: “And it does that for, like, a minute, then stops and they have to click on one of the stars.” Me: “Any star?” Client: “No. No. A...

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clientsfromhell: Me: I’m calling regarding your overdue bill. It’s 4 months over due, and you said you were going to pay it yesterday. Client: I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re not the only person we haven’t paid and some of them are pastors. Do you think you’re more important than God?

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